Put the mother fucka out! Owww!
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she hates my futon she hates my futon
We've all seen those weird dating service ads that promise paradise. Are you a sucker or are you a dreamer? Ever call one?
Chapters:
  1. Futons your girlfriend will hate.
  2. Deja Vu
  3. Scooby Snacks. Smuckers Jelly
  4. Prefab Sprout
  5. Her Sister. Pulling Hen's Teeth
  6. Marty is not My Buddy
  7. Natural Frequency
  8. 4 PM Disappearing Act
  9. Forcing a Burn-out
  10. Steve's Party
  11. She Shows Me Her Horse
  12. Team Naked
  13. Pandora's Boxes, Plural
  14. A Man Possessed
  15. The Heart on the Sleeve
  16. Benny-fish Gets His Wings
  17. I am Praire Dog, Hear me Roar
  18. The Tie Matches the Pants
  19. Year of the Futon
  20. Roman Candles For Fireworks Martyrs
  21. Wakeup Calls
  22. Woe is Us
  23. A Perfect Example
  24. The Stew Man Cometh coming soon!

You can also find the whole unfinished novella in PDF form here.

All of this material is ©2003 Craig Mitchell

I am just trying to provide a home for this classic which has otherwise (as far as I can see disappeared from the web) - James Turnbull 20009